In the knitting world there is quite a bit of jargon and acronym useage. I am not a huge fan of jargon, not only because it excludes non-knitters from what could be a universally-understood conversation about knitting, but also because I just feel silly saying a lot of the words. Especially the acronyms. They are really silly. But since I have the morning free (yaay!) and want to show you what I'm working on, I thought I'd give you all a little Knitting Jargon 101 (and then I promise to try and never use those terms in a post again!) :D Let's get started!
STASH: the collection of yarn by a knitter.I don't really understand the term "stash," because based on my interpretation of the word, stash is a verb that means to put something away for use at a later time. A lot like chimpmunks storing nuts in a hollow tree. My problem with this word as it relates to knitting is that I apparently don't understand the concept of stashing yarn away. When I have it, I want to use it. Which leads to the current state of my dining room table:

Woah, Nelly! That's a lot of stuff! The problem is, I see all this lovely yarn staring at me and I immediately want to start knitting on the project that yarn was intended for. I can't even imagine what would happen to my social life if I started buying yarn for which I didn't even have a project in mind. Oh dear, let's not think about that.
An acronym related to "stash" is
S.E.X.: stash-expanding excursion, which basically means shopping for new yarn.

This lovely pile of oatmeal-colored wool is referred to in the knitting world as a
U.F.O.: an unfinished object. Now I can maybe see that it would be kind of funny to say something like,
"Wow Teresa, you have four UFOs on your dining room table!" But really, it's not really that funny. Maybe laugh-on-the-inside funny on a good day. In any case, I'd just rather say it's the start of a
really super cabled vest.

Here is my pile of squeaky, squashy red heart acrylic yarn. I swear, this stuff is so inexpensive and knits up so well, I sometimes wonder why people spend ten times more on other yarn.
Anyway, this is a future
F.O.: finished object. When I'm done with it, It will look similar to this
Ester shrug. I have already decided to make some adjustments to the pattern, though. With a bit of tinkering, I am hoping to have more fitted arm holes and more overlap in the front so I can knit in a buttonhole or two and put some big shiny red buttons on the front.

This is some leftover yarn from a
scarf I made back in January and will hopefully be enough to make a pair of
Fetching fingerless gloves. As you may recall, I have already made three pairs of these for my
D.R.: Darling Relatives. This acronym gets thrown around a lot and has other variations like D.H. (darling husband), D.W. (darling wife), D.S. (darling sister), and so on.

I am very close to finishing up these
Basketcase socks and will hopefully get to use them a bit before the weather gets too warm.
The yarn for this project was purchased at my
L.Y.S.: Local Yarn Store. It seems like the crazy knitters have an acronym for just about everything.
So this knitting jargon and acronym stuff seems pretty goofy and harmless, until certain knitters get it in their heads to put a lot of them together to make silly sentences. Like this one:
"I took my D.H. to the L.Y.S. on a S.E.X. for my U.F.O." Or,
"My L.Y.S. didn't have what I needed for my U.F.O. so I had to take my D.H. on a S.E.X." Okay, that one was a little funny... :)